Like 30 Songs In One

Weezer’s new song The Greatest Man That Ever Lived is crazy! In a good way… I think… At least four of my personalities really liked it, two others say it sucked, and then the other five thought it was just okay (I’m Cybil in this scenario by the way…)
Well, you’ll see what I mean.
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Oh Lord, No

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really hope Britney Spears just ate too much Mexican food, and is not, in fact, pregnant with her third child:
 

Who would the father even be? Adnan? K-Fed?? Jesus???
B-Spee also rear-ended a car again earlier today, […]



Oh Lord, No

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really hope Britney Spears just ate too much Mexican food, and is not, in fact, pregnant with her third child:
 

Who would the father even be? Adnan? K-Fed?? Jesus???
B-Spee also rear-ended a car again earlier today, […]



Lindsay Lohan Simplifies the Blow-J

If there’s one thing I hate, it’s when I’m all coked out and then just when I need ‘em, I can’t find my knee pads! Well thank goodness for Lindsay Lohan, because she has finally invented pants with the knee pads built right in!
Lilo got some good head…shots and picked a couple of models to […]



Things I’ve Learned From GSN’s “Bingo America”

1. I’ve learned that Patrick Duffy must hate his life.
 

Patrick Duffy Hates You on FunnyOrDie.com
2. I’ve learned that Game Show Network really likes asking questions about types of apples. I can’t find any proof of this to show you, but trust me. Apples are delicious.
AND BEST OF ALL…
3. I’ve learned […]



Britney’s Triumphant Return! (To Bad Acting.)

What’s the best way to explain Britney Spears’ latest turn at ruining How I Met Your Mother?
You know how it’s really sad when there’s, like, a tired old circus bear that’s pulled out of its cage and paraded around in front of the crowd and then it has to do its little tricks and everything […]



Britney’s Triumphant Return! (To Bad Acting.)

What’s the best way to explain Britney Spears’ latest turn at ruining How I Met Your Mother?
You know how it’s really sad when there’s, like, a tired old circus bear that’s pulled out of its cage and paraded around in front of the crowd and then it has to do its little tricks and everything […]



“Get Shorty” Was Just A Movie, Dennis Farina

Dennis Farina, a.k.a. that guy from “Law & Order,” was arrested today at LAX (the airport here in Los Angeles, not the nightclub out in Las Vegas - I hate that damn nightclub!) Why was he arrested, you ask? Because he tried to get on on airplane with a loaded .22 caliber semi-automatic pistol! And […]



The Amazing Guitar Kid!

Do little kids ever make you feel really inferior with their hardcore Guitar Hero skills, while you barely just figured out how to put a song on your MySpace page?
Well, now you can feel really inferior about your REAL guitar skills, because 8 year-old (EIGHT year-old!) Yuto Miyazowa just rocked your face off (and seriously, […]



The Amazing Guitar Kid!

Do little kids ever make you feel really inferior with their hardcore Guitar Hero skills, while you barely just figured out how to put a song on your MySpace page?
Well, now you can feel really inferior about your REAL guitar skills, because 8 year-old (EIGHT year-old!) Yuto Miyazowa just rocked your face off (and seriously, […]

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