Lindsay Lohan Simplifies the Blow-J

May 13, 2008   •   Celebrity, StarkedLA

leggingIf there’s one thing I hate, it’s when I’m all coked out and then just when I need ‘em, I can’t find my knee pads! Well thank goodness for Lindsay Lohan, because she has finally invented pants with the knee pads built right in!

Lilo got some good head…shots and picked a couple of models to wear her new line of completely ridiculous leggings on Saturday, and although the girls can say that they’ve gotten some good exposure from this, they did wear the tights/pants for free, thus they are total suckas.

And yes, one pair of Lohan’s digs looks like it has built in knee-pads, which makes them a good, less-permanent alternative to the Tramp Stamp - for all those times when you want to say “I’m really easy” but you just don’t want to open your mouth… yet.

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