Oh Lord, No

May 13, 2008   •   Celebrity, StarkedLA

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really hope Britney Spears just ate too much Mexican food, and is not, in fact, pregnant with her third child:

 

Who would the father even be? Adnan? K-Fed?? Jesus???

B-Spee also rear-ended a car again earlier today, this time one that was stopped in front of her at a red light, just in case we’re back to that whole tracking-and-mocking-Britney’s-every-move thing.

Poor Jaime-Lynn. Big sissy just can’t let that girl keep the spotlight.

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